ufi
short for “you f-cking idiot”
bob: waht is 1+1?
bill: 3…
bob: ufi!
useless f-cking information. a term often used in military settings, or anywhere there is bureaucracy. refers to boring, generally useless information, often handed out against the wishes of the recipient.
bob: did you go to the meeting today?
fred: yeah, the director just gave out some ufi about next week’s conference.
gimpb0y: dude, you didn’t follow me on twitter.
dude: no way, twitter is too much ufi.
(proper noun) the university of iowa (iowa city).
more accurately, the university of freakin’ iowa.
this stems from iowa men’s basketball coach steve alford saying “you’re from freakin’ iowa” when stunned that a local reporter would ask him if he’s interested in the indiana basketball job.
my grades are so bad, i couldn’t even get into ufi.
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(unnecessary fly kicked information) becoming confused from too much information or detail about one subject in one sentence or paragraph, like being hit in the face with a big ball of information. comes from the first “cabin fever” movie when the little crazy boy:denis, out of nowhere starts fly kicking his way towards someone then […]
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