ufollowgist
any ufology oriented conspiracy theorist, that begins stalking you, when your business officially becomes a defense/intelligence contractor.
derived from ufologist and follow.
me: as i was saying special agent lopez. i heard him rooting around, a little after four. he was removing the hard drives from the computer. i confronted him and he grabbed at something in his waist. i hit him with a couple bursts from my new h&k mp7, that mess is what’s left of him.
special agent: typical ufollowgist bullsh-t. it was a can of pepper spray, but we found rope and and rag soaked in chloroform on his person. he may have tried to kidnap you.
me: i’ve been followed by a ufollowgist before, but never had this violent sh-t happen. i feel bad for the dumb f-ck.
special agent: you still were required to protect any sensitive material, with lethal force anyway. don’t feel bad.
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