Ugcloser
when you spot a an ‘attractive’ girl from a distance, but when approached turns out to be ugly.
guy 1-“yo dude check out that fine broad over there”
(the girl walks by)
guy2- “man that was one nasty f-cking ugcloser bro”
guy-“yo man look at that honey over there, i’m go get some.”
girl-“heey”
guy-“d-mn girl, your an ugcloser!”
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