ugly as…
you can be ugly as:
– a hatful of -rs-holes
– a busted -rs-
– a hatful of busted arsholes
you could have:
– been beaten with the ugly stick
– been beaten with the ugly stick, then took it off them and ate it
– fallen out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down
you could have a face like:
– a robber’s dog (or a thief’s dog)
– a smashed pineapple
– a smashed crab
– a dropped pie
you could be so ugly:
– you’d be stuck for a face when the baboon wanted its -rs- back
– you’d make a train take a dirt road
you’re ugly as… if my dog had a face like yours, i’d shave its -rs- and teach it to walk backwards
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