ugly blonde
a blonde whose face is disgustingly hideous in a manner that the only word you can stutter out is “ugly”, but you’re thinking way worse.
the subject’s hair is blonde like a horse, but less flowy-in-the-wind. she thinks she’s all that, but in reality she’s an ugly old f-g, who can’t even get action from a poodle having an erection.
half the time she’s a gay h-m-s-xual, and goes for any member of the human race. she thinks that boys grind her against washing machines, but they’re actually trying to get away from her oversized v-g-n-.
and her exboyfriend hits on her best friend because after their first night together, he realized that her v-g-n- actually looks like a small p-n-s.
-looks ugly blonde-
me: “d-mn.. you ugly…person.”
-retches-
ugly blonde:”who, like, me, like? omg omg omg”
me: “no, the supermodel right next to you, you ugly f-g”
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