ugly cow
the most disgusting thing to ever pollute the earth, an ugly cow is an offensive remark and a slur, to -ssociate one with the horrors of foul cows.
guy 1: ugh my ex is such an ugly cow, i can’t believe i ever dated her.
guy 2: i tried to tell ya, you picked up a real grenade.
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