ugly coyote
a ugly coyote is either an ugly woman or man; someone wakes right up to next to them in bed, in the morning when they’re to late to realize it.
jim: hey joe, where your arm?
joe: oh, that. yeah you see i got drunk and did a lot if drugs, so i met this beautiful girl… well… thats what i thought until i woke up this morning and to around only to see this ugly, monsterish, creature. then i saw my arm cluched onto its stomach with its hand over mine.
jim: so what did you do?
joe: i nawed my arm off as you can see.
jim: i guess you woke up to an ugly coyote.
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