ugly lies

an ugly lie is when someone that is totally eye candy tells everyone that she is disgusting and fugly thus only showing her face once every one harambillion years. can also be used when someone has a horrible case of ugly duckling syndrome but still thinks they are the sh-t thus almost blinding us with the amount of times he/she shows us their face. if one of these people think that they are so hot that they decide to send nudes f-cking run! run as fast as you can! run and don’t look back!
guys hate when s-xy girls say ugly lies. people in general hate them ugly people that do that too.

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