Ugly-Oyster
a s-xual act in which a man and woman scissor legs while the man rubs his -n-s on the compliant female’s v-g-n- in a scissored position until climax is attained. flatulence and defecation are usually involved as enhancements to the act.
obsessed with filthy s-x, joanna can only climax during an ugly-oyster.
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