Ugly Sweater
when you are really excited to have s-x with a guy for the first time. he’s highly attractive and once you unwrap his package it is disappointing, like an ugly sweater from your aunt.
oh man i was so pumped to f-ck that guy, but once we got down to it, he was a total ugly sweater. i just wanted to wrap it back and return it.
a sweater of no/or little value often torn or missing specific lettering/logos/tags that any normal sweater might of once had.
i ran out of laundry so i wore my ugly sweater.
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