Ugstitutes


any shoe you encourage your girlfriend to wear instead of those trendy stupid eskimo boots that girls think are cute and guys think are the lamest fashion trend.

ugst-tues can be a gift, a demand, a request, a necessary subst-tute for the boots you hid or disposed of without your girlfriend’s consent.
those chicks look like dog sled captians with those big furry boots, now she’d be bangin if she would put on a pair of ugst-tutes.

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    1. short for “you got to be kidding me” nah… ugtbkm..

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    1- a turkish name. probably yours. 2- talisman. ugur is the best turkish guy i have ever known. he is the reason why i love turkey.


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