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• cracking a cold one

  an activity, done by males, in which a beer or refreshing drink in a can is opened. this is done by a group of people (better known as “the boys”) (typically done on a sat-rday) girlfriend: “want to go shopping?” me: “no, i’m going to be cracking a cold one with the boys today!”

• homer simpson boat draw

  a deceptive sweepstakes to entrap those of below average intelligence by offering an otherwise un-btainable redneck bucket list prize. they arrested my cousin at a homer simpson boat draw

• quaterionna

  a b-tch who talks to much 💩 and ain’t gonna hit and too skinny and ugly that girl quaterionna

• dooplok

  an extremely douchebag person, someone who gives no sh-ts whatsoever. that dude is a real dooplok

• shit on my pidgeons

  when someone’s argument completely outshines your own. that guy at the meeting, his idea was much better than mine. he really ‘sh-t on my pidgeons’ that time.

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