Ukrainian Handshake
the act of placing one fist in the v-g-n- and the other in the -n-s simultaneously, and attempting to shake one’s own hand.
this eastern european woman asked me to double fist her, but she was too tight in one hole, so i had to use the other hole and gave her the old ukrainian handshake.
in recognition of the consummation of an agreement or the end of a successful negotiation, one party exposes his member as a display of trust.
after dave and i negotiated the real estate transaction, we didn’t sign any papers but he gave me a ukrainian handshake, so i knew we had reached an agreement.
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