Ukranian Pirate
a situation that occurs when, while performing fairly vigorous oral s-x, the p-n-s is misdirected and pokes the performer in the eye, possibly resulting in the need for an eye patch.
george: “dude, what happened to sheila’s eye?! she’s wearing an eye patch!”
ivan: “she was blowin sergei in the back of a buick and he gave her a ukranian pirate.”
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