Ukulele Shops
the cyber world’s easiest music instrument shop … get the coolest ukulele brand made in the usa … see how they stand strong while all others fall flat on their face
attractive beach chic: i really like your little ukulele …
beach dude: thanks, i pluck its skinny little g-string (c, e and a, too) and it screams out the warmest vibes
beach chic: ooohhh, did you notice my little g-string bikini?
beach dude: hey soul sister, i don’t wanna miss a single thing you do, tonight … but right now, i just wanna keep strummin’
check out ukulele shops at:
www(dot)ukuleleshops.wordpress(dot)com
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- ukunt
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- Ukutard
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