Ultimate Blow Job


when your girlfriend is ggg bi- is willing to partake in 2-way bl-w j-b w/ another girl.. enducing a deluxe bl-w j-b .\or more particapating women.
bill: where’d you and your girlfriend go last night?
stan: she took me to dinner, then she took me to a rainbow party . joe, i got the ultimate bl-w j-b!
when a woman performs f-ll-t– and during the process bites your member off.
“oh, man, i was driving home last night with sh-lly and crashed into the car in front of me. she was giving me head at the time, so you can imagine. it was the ultimate bl-w j-b”

“that sucks, b.”
when one girl is giving you a bl-w j-b while you are fingering another girl and licking another girls b–bs.
” woah i had the craziest night last night, i got the ultimate bl-wj-b.”

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