ultimate derp


a s-xy man, the only one of his kind. he has a derpy face, but he’s really cute. you won’t go wrong if you choose to love this s-xy man. he spends his days jerking off to p-rn and talking to his friends.
watch out! ultimate derp is jerking off again! boom!
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