Ultimate Dirtpipe Boomerang Showdown
two people get on their knees and connect -ssholes, then give a thumbs up.
the midget then shoots himself with a flaregun, signalling the compet-tion to begin.
both people simotaniously empty theit bowels as hard as they possibly can.
whoever can sh-t into the others -ss first wins, and therefore have the stronget p–p chute.
the winner gets an array of prizes, anywhere from licking up the mess to tickets to the oprah winfrey show.
-sometimes used to settle disputes.
-based on bill cosby’s dirtpipe boomerang
johnny: “i want the front seat.”
mandy: “no, i want the front seat.”
johnny “no, i get the front seat, i called it first!”
jackie: “stop! drop your pants, its time for an ultimate dirtpipe boomerang showdown.”
johnny + mandy: “o.k., mom.”
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