Ultimate Fisting
you have previously read about fisting. but when you are in bed with your partner, you realize that her “hole” isnt big enough. so you contemplate the idea on what you should do. so you lay her down calmly, then throw a right hook punch at her v-g-n-. the force of your punch shatters her pelvis, allowing you to insert your fist into her.
also, while you are throwing the punch, you yell, “ultimate fisting,” really loud.
dude her v-g-n- was so small so i had to do some ultimate fisting to make it big enough for s-x.
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