Ultimate GFE
ultimate gfe (girl friend experience)–when a prost-tute behaves like her client’s girlfriend in bed. a “regular” gfe experience will necessarily include kissing (both light french and deep french kissing), cuddling, and a generally unrushed experience. ultimate gfe adds to this full and complete bareback s-x (both oral and v-g-n-l), much as one would do with one’s girlfriend. an ultimate gfe, in bed, is therefore completely indistinguishable from being with one’s girlfriend.
“dude, that chick i picked up on ter gave me an ultimate gfe experience…even got to cream inside of her.”
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