ultimate ghosty
when you hang a sh-t and you turn around and see that your sh-t has disappeared. then you go and wipe your -rs- and the toilet paper is clean like you never hung a sh-t
man i done the biggest sh-t and when i turned around it was gone. to check that i done a sh-t i wiped my -rs- and there was nothing. wtf! did i do a shot or not? i must of done the ultimate ghosty
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