Ultimate Handjob


an act whereby a male penetrates a woman in her -n-s while she fists herself. she then grabs her p-n-s through her v-g-n-l wall and stimulates it to completion.
john was delighted that sarah was loose enough to give him an ultimate handjob. he didn’t hate his children afterall.

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