Ultimate Perk
a magical place in andover, m-ssachusetts in which is guarded and distributed the sweet sweet succulent nectars of g-d’s magnificent t-ts.
bob: hey what should we do today?
jackmerius: partake in the sweet sweet succulent nectar of g-d’s magnificent t-ts?
bob: sooooo…. ultimate perk?!?!?!?!?!?!
jackmerius: you mean the coffee place?
bob: you large, foolish -ss hat, it is so much more than just a coffee place. it is dreams. and that which breaks dreams. and souls. and that which births and which destroys souls. come, jackmerius, and i will lead you to salvation.
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