Ultimate Taekwondon’t
when a martial arts instructor attempts to demonstrate a technique, skill or breaking demonstration to their students and fails in a very obvious and embarrasing manner usually resulting in akward silence and lowered credibility for the instructor and the school.
master dennis attempted to break 6 bricks last night in cl-ss and totally failed! even after 4 attempts he couldn’t get through them all. it was a joke, what a phony. he even had the nerve to say afterward that he has never missed a break. bet he won’t do that again in front of everyone. that fat p-ssy. thought we were supposed to be learing ultimate taekowndo, more like ultimate taekwondon’t.
example 2, saw a great ultimate taekwondon’t at practice tonight. mikey tried to show us how to do that spin kick on the heavy bags and fell right on his f-cking -ss. that lazy f-ck has no business wearing a uniform let alone a 4th degree black belt! that fat f-ck!
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