Ultimatepuff


the best thing that has ever happened to this world. the soul of the universe. the most important being of all. all who deny ultimatepuff will be spammed to death.
john: hey steve, do you know ultimatepuff?

steve: you mean that spamming piece of—

a loud screeching sound suddenly hits steve, a box labeled “spam” falls onto steve.
g-d.
ultimatepuff is g-d.

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