Ultra midnight spring shocker
a three part covert s-xual act comprised of:
midnight: while your partner is sleeping
ultra shocker: two in the pink, two in the stink
spring time: ice cold water
walking in on your sleeping partner, waking them up by dousing them with ice cold water, then while the person is waking and dazed you give them an ultra shocker.
the move can be followed up with a fish hook or a def jam.
i came home after a late night at work h-rny as he’ll, my girlfriend was asleep, tried waking her up, no dice. so i went to the kitchen and got a bottle of evian from the fridge, went back to the room and gave her an ultra midnight spring shocker.
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