ultraswag


having s-xual intercourse with someone while s-xting them. generally used in quickie situations and in t9 mode. used mainly by college kids before, during and after finals week. as well as at partys, social functions, concerts, supermarkets, spur of the moment trips, and other extraneous activity’s that involve fun and unique positions. also mainly done on the verizon network due to the constant commercial advertis-m-nts tha
a whole new level of swag that many attempt to reach, but almost all fail horribly. if you do reach this holy level of swag-dom, haters will be hatin’ for a long -ss time. also be prepared to enjoy a whole life full of awesomeness.
you see that dude in the orange tshirt?” “yo, his swag is off the charts!” “how can we get some ultraswag like that?!?” “nah man, we would just fail horribly.
t exploit curiosity and expand the mind of s-xual awareness.
random guy: so yea me and my girl last night where ultra s-xting.
random guys friend: well did you atleast capitalize and abbreviate?
random guy: h-ll yeah, but we had to do it in t9 though cause it was a quickie. 🙁

Read Also:

  • Ultra-Sweet

    the next level of sweetness come in the form of ultra, and where there is ultra that means something must be extremelly pleasing. saying something or someone is sweet can be done with various voice tonality. but saying something or someone is ultra-sweet can only be reached with an adoring, heavy and low kind of […]

  • ultratard

    an annoying person who thinks they are an intellectual genius, but in reality are extremely unintelligent. an ultratard will always jump into the middle of conversations and spout out useless and incorrect information. they will speak loudly when talking to one person so bystanders will be sure to hear their idiotic ramblings. i asked him […]

  • ultratehleet

    a mish-mash of the words ultra, teh, and leet. pr-nunciation: ult-ra tay-leet. used to describe something very exciting or cool. omgage, that gaia av is ultratehleet

  • Ultraterrestrial

    a superior, non-human ent-ty of natural or supernatural origin that is indigenous to planet earth. ufo’s, fairies and elves are believed by some paranormal researchers to be ultraterrestrials. a being from another dimension or plane of reality – it doesn’t make any sense, how can they summon those demon-monsters from thin air in buffy the […]

  • Ultra Thrust

    it’s when you are about to climax, and you give your partner one finishing blow, usually followed by a groan or a grunt. as sweat creeped on randy’s brow he gave her his ultra thrust, and then fell asleep.


Disclaimer: ultraswag definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.