Ultraviolet Jizz
ultraviolet j-zz is essentially j-zz you cannot see.
girl: did you do a blank one agen?
boy: i swear i j-zzed! must have been ultraviolet j-zz!
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sun rays or artifical light that gives you skin cancer. offten found in tanning beds. person 1: “whats that lumpy rash on your face?” person 2: “oh nothing, i just got back from the er, they said i have skin cancer from over exposure to ultraviolet light.”
- ultraviolet nurple
an ultraviolet nurple is like a purple nurple but of such violence, force, and intensity as to rip the nipple completely off. so called because ultraviolet is the color of the electromagnetic spectrum that exceeds purple (or violet.) i watched helplessly as the bully administered an atomic wedgie upon my friend and then followed it […]
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someone so fat (usually a female) that no human being would find her/it remotely attractive. pete: that blind date i had last night was pretty fat arthur: how fat? pete: ultra-whale
- Ultricality
a measure of the social value and worth of a person, object, idea or situation. bea arthur’s ultricality has never been questioned. shirley scored three ultricality points for helping her grandmother across the street and into the tattoo parlor to get her gilf tattoo retouched.
- ulu
someplace nowhere near civilisation. seriously. girl: sh-t sh-t sh-t i’m lost! guy: why did we have to come to this ulu cave in the middle of the jungle in the first place!? girl: well, i thought it would’ve been romantic… a large p-n-s that has been inserted into an -n-s, so deep and for such […]