ultraviolet nurple
an ultraviolet nurple is like a purple nurple but of such violence, force, and intensity as to rip the nipple completely off. so called because ultraviolet is the color of the electromagnetic spectrum that exceeds purple (or violet.)
i watched helplessly as the bully administered an atomic wedgie upon my friend and then followed it up with an ultraviolet nurple, causing a stream of blood to steadily issue forth from what remained of the horrifically mutilated t-t.
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