UMass


university of m-ssachusetts. “um-ss” most likely refers to the largest and most popular amherst campus.

also may be refered to as “zoom-ss.”
hey, did you hear about that kid from um-ss? he got drunk and fell off his hotel balcony! he’s in a coma!
also known as the zoo, where frats are the typical weekend spot (at least for the freshmen) and parties happen everynight, some even starting at noon. um-ss loves its violence too, what other campus has had a 15 year old kid stab a student in the head with a screwdriver.
hey lets go to um-ss and get sh-t-faced… ok.

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