umasshole


a student of um-ss. typically, the word is used to refer to an undergraduate who has just been released from his parents’ leash.
it p-sses me off that i have to stand in front of those um-ssholes and put up with their bullsh-t.
as an alumnus of um-ss dartmouth (not as insane as um-ss amherst… but close), it should be mentioned that we used this as a stupidly cute way to refer to each other.
“eh, what do i know? remember, i’m just a um-sshole.”

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