umbc
sort of like university of maryland without all the sports and riots.
“where do you go to school?”
“umbc?”
“what’s that?”
an “honors university” in baltimore, md known for having a large amount of asians, brown, and black people. frequently bashed by other schools because not only are umbc students smarter, but they also have the best herb in the state.
umbc? oh you guys got that dank sh-t!
*u made a bad choice
*u must be crazy
*u must be chinese
*university of maryland, baltimore construction
umbc is a widely known sports school with an undefeated football team. we have so much school spirit that most of the time you have to buy tickets to athletic events a few weeks in advance.
umbc is a hot school according to news week.
a. u made a bad choice
b. a university in maryland populated primarily by squirrels.
why the h-ll did you go to umbc?
u must be chinese
u made a bad choice
u must be crazy
u mustn’t be conforming
not sure if i’m in a bio cl-ss or a chung family reunion…
u must be chinese
thats umbc for you
university of maryland bejing china or
u must be chinese
why spend all your money on a plane ride to china when you can just drive to catonsville and visit umbc.
undeniably the most boring college
umbc has a record of students who fall asleep in cl-ss. 1 out of every 3 students have fallen asleep in cl-ss at least in 2 of their daily cl-sses. umbc everyone
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