Umbilical Spit
a type of spit that usually occurs after being deyhydrated or after strenuous physical activity. the gum-like quality of the spit causes it to hang unceremoniously from your mouth in a long string of saliva, usually causing the victim to lean forward with their head away from their body and shaking erratically in an attempt to break the umbilical spit.
friend: “john, why are you looking at the ground like that?
john: “i’m waiting out this m-ssive umbilical spit”
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