Umbra


the complete shadow present during an eclipse.
surrounded by the penumbra.
from my vantage point in the helicopter, i could see where the line between the umbra and the penumbra was on the ground.
one of the best weapons in the elder scrolls iv: oblivion
i totally pwned that minotaur with umbra!
the darker part of a shadow when an eclipse is formed.
hey bob were in the umbra
to lie like a b-st-rd. (this is considered such an insult that the proper response would be to punch your accuser in the face)

the source of this word comes from ‘umbrasg’ a compulsive liar who doesn’t lie well enough to pull it off.

for instance, some of the doozies he’s actually expected those around him to believe include: making supercomputers for an underground hacker organization, worrying about proper shielding or the military will show up and confiscate them. having connections in the organized crime elements of pretty much every culture especially the triads and the yakuza. his family owning…..everything. contradicting reports of where he works…..given hourly. pretending to have a girlfriend. claiming to have created a semi-intelligent ai when he’s really just talking to himself using multiple clients. and changing his ethnicity on a weekly basis (his last known ethnicity was native american…it was african american before that….)

there are moments of ‘clarity’ where he says things that seem truthful….such as the fact that he’s a produce clerk, or that he lives in his mother’s bas-m-nt. i chalk them up to drugs and/or alcohol (especially given the following excerpt)

<@umbrasg> question: what language is the offical language of j-pan?
<@everything_taste_like_chicken> german
<@umbrasg> nope
<@umbrasg> try agin
<@umbrasg> there is no law stating that j-panese is the official language of j-pan.
<@gundam> what’s your point
<@umbrasg> my point is, i have a small p-n-s
<@umbrasg> :p

see what i mean?
actually i’m currently working on my own animated feature.
stop being such an umbra.
woah…wtf? #>_< - baka-chan picks up a chair and hits taitsu in the face, scattering his teeth like chicklets. s-x g-d umbra is a s-x god

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  • umbrage

    a deeply cutting contumely or affront wherein the subject finds him or herself unjustly offended and/or indignant. i wish to speak to gerard! these chicken wings are bush league! i take umbrage with the brobdignanian proportions of this bill!

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    1. totally awesome. 2. shady, super sketch. 3. legit. 4. trendy, but pretentious. 1. dude, that movie last night was so umbrageous. 2. don’t go to the corner store, it’s pretty umbrageous. 3. you wrestled a lion? that’s umbrageous! 4. she always looks great, but i hear she’s an umbrageous b-tch.

  • Umbraining

    when it’s raining enough to need an umbrella! kind of like when “it’s raining cat’s and dogs” so.. heavy rain. really. simple. you don’t need an umbrella – it’s not umbraining yet

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    a common phrase among the cool-rejects of middleton, ma. used during awkward silences and when one has nothing better to say. amanda: sooooooo… -silence- maddie: um, brains??


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