umbrella power
a complex network of telekenetic psychic waves. only a few select individuals are capable of using such network.
moose called annebelly with his umbrella power to tell her that tweakerbelle jumped off a bridge.
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- Umbrellaquette
used to decide who will give the right-away when two people with umbrellas are walking towards each other in a narrow p-ssageway. generally, the taller person should raise their umbrella to avoid collision. this changes in the case of mixed genders, in which case the male should go high. friend – whoa! how did you […]
- Umbrella Raped
when an umbrella is bent the wrong direction by a strong force. to rape someone with an umbrella. “the wind and rain was so strong today, i totally got umbrella raped.” “if those people sitting behind us in the movie theater don’t shut up somebody gonna get umbrella raped real bad!” “f-ck you with an […]
- umbrellardula
a fleshy section on the front of the human shoulder measuring roughly 4″ square that is biodesigned to absorb repeated strikes from p-ssing open umbrellas that are not tilted away from p-ssersby. “this schmuck with one of those ginormous golf umbrellas just came barreling right through, hitting my left umbrellardula.”
- umbrellasite
an umbrellasite is someone who, unaware of the day’s weather conditions, comes to school without an umbrella and begs others to come under their umbrella in between cl-sses, somewhat irritatingly. guy 1: “sh-t i forgot to bring an umbrella… hey dude can i come under there?” guy 2: “no. f-ck off, you umbrellasite.”
- Umbrella Stand
an act whereby one runs up behind a friend (or stranger) with a clenched fist, rams it up their b-m hole lifting them up above their head with the inserted hand while shouting at the top of their voice “umbrella stand!!!”. mostly used on enemies as a form of embar-ssment, as an extreme form of […]