umbrellardula


a fleshy section on the front of the human shoulder measuring roughly 4″ square that is biodesigned to absorb repeated strikes from p-ssing open umbrellas that are not tilted away from p-ssersby.
“this schmuck with one of those ginormous golf umbrellas just came barreling right through, hitting my left umbrellardula.”

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