umbrellacide
the real or imagined fear of being speared by a wayward umbrella while enjoying an afternoon at the beach.
without frank’s quick reflexes, the entire beach party was in serious risk of injury due to the wildly errant beach umbrella. “thanks frank, umbrellacide is an unfortunate way to go,” his friends applauded.
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