Umily
a virginal woman named emily who uses the linguistic filler “um” to an excessive, irritating degree.
umily: “ummmm, i don’t know if we can, umm, have s-x yet.”
dude: “okay. can i ask why not?”
umily: “ummmm, ummmm, umm, because i, umm, am on my period again?”
dude: “for f-ck’s sake, umily–you’re always on your period.”
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