umipig
a g-y man who is born from the unholy s-x of 2 trannies. he spends his whole life wishing to suck the largest d-ck due to the size of his micro p-n-s.
he eats rice with every meal possible in order to symbolize his p-n-s.
nicknames include umpig, umpog, umlepuggle, umi, umi zumi, zumi, etc…
john: hey umi zumi, what’s up.
umipig: hey do you want to have s-x?
john: not with your millimeter peter.
umipig: *eats rice in his sh-tty manual*
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