um-ss lowell, home of the 5’s and 6’s. separated into three campuses, east, north, and south.
east campus: this is where most people live. dorm buildings are fox hall, the 18 story residence prison, leitch and bourgeois, the freshmen dorms, and donahue. you can most often find dude guys, frat boys, 5’s and 6’s, misplaced music students, and a wide variety of non-english speaking, confused looking residents, with everyone wearing pajama’s and flocking to meals on the second floor of fox hall.
north campus: this is where the engineering, computer science, and business schools are, but since business students don’t go to cl-ss, the streets and halls are primarily dominated by squirlish engineering students who tell cr-ppy jokes and make uninformed opinions about things they know little/nothing about (ie s-x, alcohol, humanity…)
south campus: south campus is the haven for music, arts, and english students. most everyone wears band shirts, and show up almost mandatorily 15 minutes late to everything. subsequently, asking for an opinion on everything will merit a 20 minute speech on the current, horrible state of the country and/or lack of peace. the dining hall is also much better than the one on east campus.
um-ss lowell used to be two school separated by low income housing, but now it is one school, still separated by low income housing.
guy 1: hey, i’m going up to um-ss this weekend, wanna come?
guy 2: amherst?
guy 1: no, uml
guy 2: ehh, i gotta clean my room this weekend…
a computer meta-design term which stands for universal masturbation language
uml methodology has been used successfully in the design and implementation of several s-xbot and f-ckbot systems
uml is often used to bridge the gap between soft-ware and hard-ware
“ibm is using uml on their next project? b-tchin!”
the opposite of “fml” – the “u” standing for unf—. it’s a good thing.
hey! i just found $20.00 in this jacket that i haven’t worn since spring! uml!!!
uml or u-trash lowell, is a school located
in lowell, m-ssachusetts. it is split into
two campuses seperated by a smelly ghetto.
uml’s hockey team just swept the weekend series agains bc
a junkie, especailly one who shoots up heroin, with a large -ss. stay away from that chick; she’s an umlas.
a couple that is a combo of having a huge d-ck and big t-ts. wow that couple is an umlah
small insect that lives in the indignious regions of hitlers tash…it survives by foraging around lookin for sourkroute. hey did u see that woodlouse, in that german guys tash… it’s such an umlauf!
“umlaut” (m.), noun the german alphabet consists of 26 characters plus 3 umlauts: ä, ö and ü. the two dots above the letters do not indicate an accentuation or emphasis of the syllable (as for instance accent-bearing letters in spanish or french). umlauts are used as independent characters in the german language. whenever the use […]
pr-nounced um-let, kind of like omelette, but with an um instead of ome. 1.(noun) an ume omelette, made by mixing ume in with the eggs before cooking. invented by johnny tsunami in the early 21st century, this dish is considered quite horrid and disgusting by all. 2.(transitive verb) similar in definition to the word let, […]