Ummer
an insane gamer who goes all night until 7:00 in the morning and then p-sses out.
i can’t stop gaming i am an ummer!!!
a person who speaks at least 14 “umm”s per minute, where “uhh”s are equal to half an umm, according to dvorak’s hummer theory.
see also: berkeley hummer
the slave recognized the senator to be an ummer after it measured 16 umms per minute during the senator’s speech by using an umm-meter, in the morning.
a big fat sh-t with no friends
wow that guy is such an ummer
a word commonly -ssociated with younger children as an expresion of doing something wrong
kid a: do you know who broke the window?
kid b: yeah, it was me.
kid a: ummers!
a way of introducing a boyfriend, girlfriend, or lover when you don’t wish to say any of the free. the name comes from the fumbling you do when you introduce them: “this is. . .um..er…”
“this is my ummer, olivia.”
“mom, this is um. . .er, david.”
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- Ummion
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the education of knowing how to -j-c-l-t-. yo my ejamacation is better than yours, you always get rug burn when you do it.
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