the best band you’ve never heard of. are hardly a “jam band” because they put every other band in the field to shame with their ridiculous musicianship. consists of six accomplished musicians, half of which have college degrees in music. songs are a mixture of technical, tightly composed music (featuring odd time signatures, unexpected key changes, and brilliant melodies), excellent lyricism, and um’s hilarious sense of humor, puncutated by the amazing guitar playing of brendan bayliss and jake cinninger and drumming of kris myers. definitely music for musicians, but can be enjoyed by all.
too bad bands like umphrey’s mcgee, medeski martin and wood, and bela fleck are lumped into the jam band genre.
the most mind-f-cking band of all time. t’is the voice of god bellowing unto thee.
jim had utter nirvana after experiencing umphrey’s mcgee live.
remarkable, astounding, and down right f-cking amazing umphy f-cking rules….. noun; one which achieves a machine-like level of perfection which cannot be surp-ssed; bad-ss did you guys see umphy go 34-12 on that kids host the other day ? it was amazing… supurb. plural of umphy. those buds look ok, but i really want the […]
- umpic fail
when a sports officiator, especially an umpire, makes a controversial or obviously bad call. they fail, epically, as umpires. what? ump, are you blind? that was totally a ball! stop calling them inside! what an umpic fail.
a word used to describe a p-n-s, an adaptation of the word dijeridoo used to desribe dijeridoos abnormal in size, the word umpididdlydoo is often used in nursery rhymes tom: “ive got a huge dijeridoo” katie “yeah well my man has an umpididdlydoo”
a cute, short boy with golden-brown hair and dark eyes. is usually very strange in a good way but never lets down a friend and can be serious when you need him to be. can make a rock laugh very hard until it cries. girls tend to take advantage of him because he is so […]
a. in slang terms, to “own” b. paradoxically, it is its own definition e.g., to umpify is to umpify. c. inspired by the ump in the game counter-strike, the act of firing the ump is considered “to umpify” d. firing an ump in general umpify that sh-t.