Umpireese
the language used by an umpire to describe the call which he/she just blew but tries to explain using a plethora of unintelligible babble.
the official blew that call and now is trying to explain it away using a bunch of umpireese.
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the place baseball umpires need to go when they suck. i was 0 for 3 tonight because b-tt-face over there needs to go to umpire school.
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- umpity
an up tight person with no reason to be. someone who is stuck up or believes they are better than the rest when they truly are not. this umpity women got some nerve lookin’ at me like that! i’d like to smack that umpity look off her face.
- umpjacked
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- umpla
a greeting you give when you want it to be echoed back. so in some instances many people will respond to one umpla. ‘umpla’ followed by many other umplas.