uMPKEY
1) a baby monkey found off the coast of africa.
2) a word commonly used by charlatans during a poorly executed game of scrabble as a final attempt to gain a few measly points.
brother: “father shoot an umpkey today while hunting”
sister: “oh dear…”
ghetto scrabble player #1: “u-m-p-k-e-y…umpkey?!?, umpkey ain’t no word.”
ghetto scrabble player #2: “b-tch yeah it is, look it up at definithing.com”
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