umptard
as in someone is ump-tarded or very extremely r-t-rded. derived from “umpteen times r-t-rded”. shortened to “ump” or the “umps” when discretion is needed.
“my friend works at the umptard farm” or “look! that kid is umptarded! awwwww!”
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