ums

abrieviation for “use map settings.” it comes from starcraft, where custom made maps of great inginuity were
greedyone: so, you up for a ums?
^breeze^: i’m so gosu, i don’t play ums anymore.

or

greedyone: i just made a l337 map!
^breeze^: is it ums?
greedyone: yeah..
^breeze^: don’t make me take brian’s mom away from you.
the most annoying suffix in the world
jane: so, i was watching a movie with leslie uggams and my cat, fluff-ums jumps on my lap and starts eating my steak-ms…
me: go away before i stab you
a suffix added to a guys name, usually done by a girl or a h-m-s-xual male.
girl: hey frank-ms
ugly mood swings. male version of pms.
i left him cuz i couldn’t handle his ums.
very cuddly like,can be used as a verb but not usually
or an adjactive
“d-mn that rave was ums”(adj.)

“he was umsin all over the place.”(verb.)
generic tums. often found in bottles of 150, at walgreens (wall-ums), long’s pharmacy, cvs, etc. lacking expensive tums-branded wrapping, they are best carried in a sammich baggie.
what’s in that baggy?
ums. need one?
nah, i’m cool.
ultimate munchies sandwich. the one and only. we all have that one sandwhich made of anything we pretty much fancy when we’re in that state of mind and that we dig into at the odd hours of the a.m. when we get home high with the munchies. this is the one.
x : oh man, i’m sooo high, and i’m starting to feel hungry too.
y : are you feeling some ums?
x : ultimate munchies sandwhich? totally, let’s do it.

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