umt


uncomfortable man touch – when two men are in close proximity to each other at work or at a social event and come in contact with each other so as to cause a moment of confusion and uncertainty.
joe reaches for a cup from the water cooler at the same time as his co-worker brad and their fingers touch; this results in a umt.
an acronym meaning: unwanted mental twerp.
go away umt.

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