unc-hole
that one uncle who is always doing crazy things with their nieces or nephews that ends with them getting hurt or scaring the p-ss out of them. everyone has one.
sister: is my daughter out playing with her unc-hole?
mother: nope, she just came home crying because her unc-hole scared the p-ss out of her again.
sister: he’s way to crazy to be playing with her, she’s only 4.
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