UNCLE ALBERT
old sea dog off the hit comedy, ‘only fools and horses.’ most famous for continuously talking about his adventures in ww2, even though he’s told them a million times before ( especially to his nephews delboy and rodney. )
delboy, “this better not be another story about your adventures in the war?”
uncle albert, ” i wasn’t gonna you bl–dy little know it all. during the 1939 to 1945 conflict with germany…”
a general peadophile. someone who is s-xually interested in boys and girls; men and women; a metros-xual.
can often be used to describe someone who uses instant messaging and chat rooms to communicate with subjects without giving (away) their true ident-ty.
“there is an uncle albert talking to me on msn. he wants to meet me.”
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