uncle ben


el the clap, wooster, a connoisseur of the pink sock.
uncle ben like the rice
a guy who only last 1 to 2 minutes in bed, like the amount of time it takes to make uncle ben’s rice.
hey girl, how was it? girl, he pulled a “uncle ben”.
a refrence to when a man has an -rg-sm with a girl in the same time that it takes to make “uncle ben’s”, minute rice. c-mming in less than 60 seconds.
steve: ” i hear you f-cked that girl last night.”

kevin: “dude, i couldnt help it, it was 2 years since my last time, i “uncle ben’s” almost as soon as i got it in.”

steve: “sorry to hear that, did you take a gatoraid break and try to f-ck again.”
a derogation for older black males with gray hair and healthy smiles; usualy employees at walgreens or osco-drug, especially at the photo-developement stand.
aright fellas, i’ma be back in a minute, i gotts swoop my naughty pictures from uncle ben. i’ll nab some brew too.
a traditionally older persons american car that “cooks rice” (ie, is faster than asian imports).
the new cadillacs are definitely uncle bens!
the coolest guy ever, always there for you,provdes comfort and nourishment in times of need
uncle ben is at your beckon and call

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